The dinosaurs give thanks for friends, food and friends that are food.
By Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner
INT. TODD'S HOUSE - DINING ROOM
TODD and CRAIG set the table. Todd is wearing his baby bjorn
with his egg in it.
Thanks for the centerpiece Craig.
My mother-in-law goes crazy for
My pleasure. Sorry I can't stay
long. I got too many Thanksgiving
invitations. I feel like Mr.
Hey can you watch Duncan for a
minute? I need to go carve the
Wait, I'm not good with-
Todd hands Craig the egg. Craig holds it with his arms
straight out, extremely uncomfortable.
Uhh... Hi Duncan. Peek-a-boo?
(Drops baby talk)
Oof. My arms are getting tired.
Craig puts Duncan down and sighs. Reveal Duncan has already
Todd, I'm so sorry. Duncan's been
Todd picks up the egg.
Here he is. You can't take your
eyes off them for a second once
they learn to roll.
Craig looks confused.
INT. RICHARD'S HOUSE - DINING ROOM
Craig sits at a table with RICHARD, EMILIA and CARL. Carl
wears headphones. Richard is devouring his food.
Done! Can Craig-o and I watch
Now Richard, wait for everyone to
Ohhhhh! But we wanna watch football
noooowwwwww. Craig-o are you almost
I'm trying, but if I eat too fast
I'll get gas.
Richard, come back here!
REVEAL Richard is sitting at the table, but his head is out
of the room watching football. We hear football sounds.
I am here.
Fiiine. Craig-o, let's double team
Richard eats all Craig's food instantly.
Richard you ate my fork.
Aw, I'm sorry Craig. Were you gonna
eat it? We have more cutlery.
EXT. TERRY'S PORCH
Craig goes to ring the door bell. He stops and thinks.
EXT. TERRY'S PORCH - CRAIG'S IMAGINATION
Terry, wearing a sweater, opens the door for Craig.
Happy Thanksgiving, Terry. I
Craig holds up a Tupperware.
Oh! Thanks, Craig! That'll go great
Terry swallows Craig then eats a yam.
EXT. TERRY'S PORCH - REAL LIFE
Craig stops himself. He puts the yams in Terry's mail box
INT. SHEILA'S HOUSE - DINING ROOM
SHEILA, GRETCHEN and Craig sit at the dinner table. It's
covered with amazing looking food. Craig is chowing down.
Sheila, this dessert is amazing!
I hope you saved room for cobbler.
You know, I was worried about
spending Thanksgiving without my
family, but after today I've
realized, my friends are my family.
Aw, aren't you a peach. Happy
Happy Thanksgiving Sheila.
Sheila leaves the room.
My mom says you're gonna marry her.
Craig slowly lowers his fork then tips over.