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The dinosaurs give thanks for friends, food and friends that are food.UnsSubscribe ToFrom Dinosaur Office
By Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner
INT. TODD'S HOUSE - DINING ROOM TODD and CRAIG set the table. Todd is wearing his baby bjorn with his egg in it. TODD Thanks for the centerpiece Craig. My mother-in-law goes crazy for cornucopias. CRAIG My pleasure. Sorry I can't stay long. I got too many Thanksgiving invitations. I feel like Mr. Popular. TODD Hey can you watch Duncan for a minute? I need to go carve the bird. CRAIG Wait, I'm not good with- Todd hands Craig the egg. Craig holds it with his arms straight out, extremely uncomfortable. CRAIG (baby talk) Uhh... Hi Duncan. Peek-a-boo? (Drops baby talk) Oof. My arms are getting tired. Craig puts Duncan down and sighs. Reveal Duncan has already disappeared. CRAIG Oh no! Todd enters. CRAIG Todd, I'm so sorry. Duncan's been kidnapped! Todd picks up the egg. TODD Here he is. You can't take your eyes off them for a second once they learn to roll. Craig looks confused. INT. RICHARD'S HOUSE - DINING ROOM Craig sits at a table with RICHARD, EMILIA and CARL. Carl wears headphones. Richard is devouring his food. RICHARD Done! Can Craig-o and I watch football now? EMILIA Now Richard, wait for everyone to finish eating. RICHARD Ohhhhh! But we wanna watch football noooowwwwww. Craig-o are you almost done? CRAIG I'm trying, but if I eat too fast I'll get gas. EMILIA Richard, come back here! REVEAL Richard is sitting at the table, but his head is out of the room watching football. We hear football sounds. RICHARD (O.S.) I am here. EMILIA Richard. RICHARD Fiiine. Craig-o, let's double team this dish. Richard eats all Craig's food instantly. CRAIG Richard you ate my fork. RICHARD Aw, I'm sorry Craig. Were you gonna eat it? We have more cutlery. EXT. TERRY'S PORCH Craig goes to ring the door bell. He stops and thinks. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. TERRY'S PORCH - CRAIG'S IMAGINATION Terry, wearing a sweater, opens the door for Craig. CRAIG Happy Thanksgiving, Terry. I brought yams. Craig holds up a Tupperware. TERRY Oh! Thanks, Craig! That'll go great with dinner. Terry swallows Craig then eats a yam. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. TERRY'S PORCH - REAL LIFE Craig stops himself. He puts the yams in Terry's mail box and leaves. INT. SHEILA'S HOUSE - DINING ROOM SHEILA, GRETCHEN and Craig sit at the dinner table. It's covered with amazing looking food. Craig is chowing down. CRAIG Sheila, this dessert is amazing! SHEILA I hope you saved room for cobbler. CRAIG You know, I was worried about spending Thanksgiving without my family, but after today I've realized, my friends are my family. SHEILA Aw, aren't you a peach. Happy Thanksgiving Craig. CRAIG Happy Thanksgiving Sheila. Sheila leaves the room. GRETCHEN My mom says you're gonna marry her. Craig slowly lowers his fork then tips over.