321 Fight: Christmas Victory

By

Owen Parsons

Hanukkah sways dizzily. Christmas charges his finisher.

                              CHRISTMAS
                    DANGER MANGER!

          A MANGER SCENE teleports in. THREE WISE MEN present their
          gifts to the INFANT JESUS, who was probably only an
          important historical prophet and not the literal son of God.

                              WISE MAN 1
                    Take this gift of Gold!

                              WISE MAN 2
                    And Frankincense!

                              WISE MAN 3
                         (patting his pockets)
                    And... uh... uh... oh jeez...

          Wise Man 3 turns and TEARS HANUKKAH'S ROBOT HEAD OFF, then
          turns and offers it to the baby Jesus.

                              WISE MAN 3
                    Here ya go, kid.

                              ANNOUNCER
                    K.O.! Christmas wins! 

          Hanukkah's headless body falls over.