Peace on earth, and no mercy mild.
321 Fight: Christmas Victory
By
Owen Parsons
Hanukkah sways dizzily. Christmas charges his finisher.
CHRISTMAS
DANGER MANGER!
A MANGER SCENE teleports in. THREE WISE MEN present their
gifts to the INFANT JESUS, who was probably only an
important historical prophet and not the literal son of God.
WISE MAN 1
Take this gift of Gold!
WISE MAN 2
And Frankincense!
WISE MAN 3
(patting his pockets)
And... uh... uh... oh jeez...
Wise Man 3 turns and TEARS HANUKKAH'S ROBOT HEAD OFF, then
turns and offers it to the baby Jesus.
WISE MAN 3
Here ya go, kid.
ANNOUNCER
K.O.! Christmas wins!
Hanukkah's headless body falls over.
| cast | |
| Announcer | Caldwell Tanner |
| Christmas | Owen Parsons |
| Wise Man 1 | Brian Murphy |
| Wise Man 2 | Kevin Corrigan |
| Wise Man 3 | Caldwell Tanner |
| crew | |
| Producer | Lacy Wittman |
| President of Original Content | Sam Reich |
| Vice President of Production / Executive Producer | Spencer Griffin |
| Director of Production | Sam Sparks |
| Director of Post Production | Michael Schaubach |
| Production Manager | Jeremy Reitz |
| Post Production Producer | Lacy Wittman |
| Animation | Studio Joho |
| Post Production Coordinator | Amanda Madden |
| Production Accountant | Christine Rodriguez |
| Assistant Production Accountant | Erin Marshall |
| Eddie Kim | |
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