By Owen Parsons
Christmas sways dizzily. Hanukkah charges his finisher. HANUKKAH SPINNING DREIDEL SUPLEX! DREIDEL rotates in the background. Hanukkah leaps offscreen. (At each stage of his finishing move, one of the four hebrew letters on each dreidel side rotates to the front and flashes, framing the silhouette of the move at that point.) Hanukkah lands on Christmas, slamming him down flat. He stands, facing right, on Christmas's head. (Letter: נ) He hoists Christmas up by the arms and clenches his head between his ankles. (Letter: ג) Hanukkah does a backflip, pulling Xmas into the air. When he is upside down, facing left, Christmas's arcing body forms a rough upside-down U. (Letter: ה) Hanukkah SLAMS Christmas into the ground, face-first. Epic slam. Christmas's legs splay in the air. (Letter: ש) Christmas falls to pieces. ANNOUNCER K.O.! Hanukkah wins!