Dan gives Pat and Owen some terrible, adorable news.
By Dan Gurewitch & Patrick Cassels
INT. OFFICE - PAT'S DESK
PAT and OWEN are working. DAN slowly walks by in a state of
shock. He slowly lowers his iPhone 5 from his eyes.
Hey Dan, you okay, buddy?
You look like you've seen Ghost,
starring Whoopi Goldberg.
I just found out that a colossal
nor'easter devastated my home town
of Fraggle Rock.
Fraggle Rock, Maine. It's a coastal
hamlet north of Bar Harbor. Well,
it was. Now it's been leveled by a
storm of biblical proportions.
But "Fraggle Rock," like that show
with the Muppets?
Like the once-thriving community
that raised me! The chapel was
ripped from its foundation by
relentless, bitter winds. They
found Father O'Malley impaled on a
lealess spruce, like, like some
sort of desperate offering to a
Dan looks up, Owen and Pat are smirking.
Don't you even care?
Well, we did. But then we danced
our cares away.
Pat and Owen struggle to hold back their laughter.
I just saw this YouTube video of
the earth opening up and swallowing
my sister in her Kia Sorrento. I'm
Owen, sympathetic, hugs Dan.
There, there, Dan. Worries for
More laughter from Owen & Pat.
(quickly shoves Owen)
It's not funny! The baker's wife
was convinced it was the End Times
and poisoned her own children.
Their innocent corpses were flung
about like ragdolls by a giant
I'm so sorry, Dan. When's the
Next week, I think.
Mmm. And you think they'll play
Huh? I dunno.
And when they try to stop the
music, you'll ask them to...?
Look, I know you're trying to get
me to say "Let the music play"!
He said it!/Woo!
You two are sick! You're sick! This
is worst tragedy that's ever
occurred down at Fraggle Rock!
Owen and Pat, smiling, CLAP TWICE.
There is only despair down at
WIDE: EVERYONE at their desks smiles and CLAPS TWICE.
CLOSE on a FRAGGLE PUPPET at a desk.
(silly, deep voice)
Down at Fraggle Rock!
Shut up, Gordon.
Hey, anyone wanna hop on my
Seamless order? I'm jonesing for a