Will you eat my Valentine?
By Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner
INT. OFFICE WATERCOOLER TODD and RICHARD chat by the water cooler. There are Valentine's Day decorations, including a banner. RICHARD Yeah I'm taking the missus to Chateau Rawr tonight. I know the owner. My son goes to detention with his son. We see CRAIG and SHEILA looking sad as they're mentioned. TODD We're doing a couples pottery class. (sigh) I feel bad for Craig and Sheila. RICHARD Yeah, they're lonely. Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking? RICHARD / TODD Let's play cupid! / Let's mind our own business? TODD Ugh. Fine. INT. SHEILA'S CUBICLE Todd and Richard pop their heads up from opposite walls. Todd puts a vase down. Richard puts flowers in it. They hide below the wall just as Sheila enters. SHEILA Ooooooo! Todd and Richard slowly peak over the wall to watch. SHEILA Who forgot their lunch at my desk? Oh well, more for Sheila! Sheila eats the flowers. Todd and Richard frown. INT. CRAIG'S CUBICLE Todd is ducking behind the corner. Richard runs over. TODD Did you sign it from Sheila? RICHARD I signed it. They peak their heads around the corner as Craig opens and reads the card. We see an insert of the card. It reads "Happy V-Day Craig-o! Love, Richard" CRAIG Aww, thanks Richard. RICHARD Happy Valentine's Day, big guy. Todd facepalms. INT. BREAK ROOM Todd and Richard set up a romantic meal with candles. INTERN is playing a violin. TODD It's almost 5:00, this is our last chance. It has to be perfect. EXT. BREAK ROOM DOOR Craig and Sheila walk up and go in the break room. CRAIG / SHEILA Todd says there's free food in here. / Oh boy I hope there's kale. INT. BREAK ROOM Richard and Todd poke their heads in to watch. They're disappointed. REVEAL Terry has eaten the meal and the intern. He's flossing with the violin bow. Terry talks to Craig and Sheila. They're confused. TERRY (increasingly emotional) I can't believe you two angels set this up. I really needed it. I was going to use this Dinoby's gift card tonight, but my plans fell through, and I want you to have it. Terry cries and leaves. Richard and Todd look defeated. CRAIG Wanna go to Dinoby's? SHEILA I'll go get my peacoat. Craig and Sheila walk toward the door. Richard and Todd are psyched. They've inadvertantly formed a heart with their heads/necks in the doorway. An animated heart and "Happy Valentine's Day!" forms over it. The graphic cuts out. CRAIG Excuse me you're blocking the doorway.