Dinosaur Office: Valentines Day

By

Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner

          INT. OFFICE WATERCOOLER

          TODD and RICHARD chat by the water cooler. There are
          Valentine's Day decorations, including a banner.

                              RICHARD
                    Yeah I'm taking the missus to
                    Chateau Rawr tonight. I know the
                    owner. My son goes to detention
                    with his son.

          We see CRAIG and SHEILA looking sad as they're mentioned.

                              TODD
                    We're doing a couples pottery
                    class. (sigh) I feel bad for Craig
                    and Sheila.

                              RICHARD
                    Yeah, they're lonely. Hey, are you
                    thinking what I'm thinking?

                              RICHARD / TODD
                    Let's play cupid! / Let's mind our
                    own business?

                              TODD
                    Ugh. Fine.

          INT. SHEILA'S CUBICLE

          Todd and Richard pop their heads up from opposite walls.
          Todd puts a vase down. Richard puts flowers in it. They hide
          below the wall just as Sheila enters.

                              SHEILA
                    Ooooooo!

          Todd and Richard slowly peak over the wall to watch.

                              SHEILA
                    Who forgot their lunch at my desk?
                    Oh well, more for Sheila!

          Sheila eats the flowers. Todd and Richard frown.

          INT. CRAIG'S CUBICLE

          Todd is ducking behind the corner. Richard runs over.

                              TODD
                    Did you sign it from Sheila?

                              RICHARD
                    I signed it.

          They peak their heads around the corner as Craig opens and
          reads the card. We see an insert of the card. It reads
          "Happy V-Day Craig-o! Love, Richard"

                              CRAIG
                    Aww, thanks Richard.

                              RICHARD
                    Happy Valentine's Day, big guy.

          Todd facepalms.

          INT. BREAK ROOM

          Todd and Richard set up a romantic meal with candles. INTERN
          is playing a violin.

                              TODD
                    It's almost 5:00, this is our last
                    chance. It has to be perfect.

          EXT. BREAK ROOM DOOR

          Craig and Sheila walk up and go in the break room.

                              CRAIG / SHEILA
                    Todd says there's free food in
                    here. / Oh boy I hope there's kale.

          INT. BREAK ROOM

          Richard and Todd poke their heads in to watch. They're
          disappointed. REVEAL Terry has eaten the meal and the
          intern. He's flossing with the violin bow. Terry talks to
          Craig and Sheila. They're confused.

                              TERRY
                         (increasingly emotional)
                    I can't believe you two angels set
                    this up. I really needed it. I was
                    going to use this Dinoby's gift
                    card tonight, but my plans fell
                    through, and I want you to have it.

          Terry cries and leaves. Richard and Todd look defeated.

                              CRAIG
                    Wanna go to Dinoby's?

                              SHEILA
                    I'll go get my peacoat.

          Craig and Sheila walk toward the door. Richard and Todd are
          psyched. They've inadvertantly formed a heart with their
          heads/necks in the doorway. An animated heart and "Happy
          Valentine's Day!" forms over it. The graphic cuts out.

                              CRAIG
                    Excuse me you're blocking the
                    doorway.