Will you eat my Valentine?
By Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner
INT. OFFICE WATERCOOLER
TODD and RICHARD chat by the water cooler. There are
Valentine's Day decorations, including a banner.
Yeah I'm taking the missus to
Chateau Rawr tonight. I know the
owner. My son goes to detention
with his son.
We see CRAIG and SHEILA looking sad as they're mentioned.
We're doing a couples pottery
class. (sigh) I feel bad for Craig
Yeah, they're lonely. Hey, are you
thinking what I'm thinking?
RICHARD / TODD
Let's play cupid! / Let's mind our
INT. SHEILA'S CUBICLE
Todd and Richard pop their heads up from opposite walls.
Todd puts a vase down. Richard puts flowers in it. They hide
below the wall just as Sheila enters.
Todd and Richard slowly peak over the wall to watch.
Who forgot their lunch at my desk?
Oh well, more for Sheila!
Sheila eats the flowers. Todd and Richard frown.
INT. CRAIG'S CUBICLE
Todd is ducking behind the corner. Richard runs over.
Did you sign it from Sheila?
I signed it.
They peak their heads around the corner as Craig opens and
reads the card. We see an insert of the card. It reads
"Happy V-Day Craig-o! Love, Richard"
Aww, thanks Richard.
Happy Valentine's Day, big guy.
INT. BREAK ROOM
Todd and Richard set up a romantic meal with candles. INTERN
is playing a violin.
It's almost 5:00, this is our last
chance. It has to be perfect.
EXT. BREAK ROOM DOOR
Craig and Sheila walk up and go in the break room.
CRAIG / SHEILA
Todd says there's free food in
here. / Oh boy I hope there's kale.
INT. BREAK ROOM
Richard and Todd poke their heads in to watch. They're
disappointed. REVEAL Terry has eaten the meal and the
intern. He's flossing with the violin bow. Terry talks to
Craig and Sheila. They're confused.
I can't believe you two angels set
this up. I really needed it. I was
going to use this Dinoby's gift
card tonight, but my plans fell
through, and I want you to have it.
Terry cries and leaves. Richard and Todd look defeated.
Wanna go to Dinoby's?
I'll go get my peacoat.
Craig and Sheila walk toward the door. Richard and Todd are
psyched. They've inadvertantly formed a heart with their
heads/necks in the doorway. An animated heart and "Happy
Valentine's Day!" forms over it. The graphic cuts out.
Excuse me you're blocking the