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By Patrick Cassels & Owen Parsons
EXT. KINGS LANDING - SEPT OF BAELOR
The climactic execution scene from season one. NED STARK
kneels on the steps as KING JOFFREY & his court watch on.
Ser Ilyn, bring me his head.
A tense moment as SER ILYN raises the sword. He brings the
sword down. CLOSE ON BLADE: Ned's hands catch it in midair.
In the Game of Thrones, I win. You
Awesome music kicks up as Ned hacks Ilyn's head off, then
starts killing Lannister guardsmen left and right.
No! I'm the king! Kill him!
A tap on his shoulder. Reveal SANSA, who stabs him.
Urgh- my betrothed!
Sansa ducks as Ned hurls his greatsword at them. It spears
Joffrey to the wall.
Kill him more!
Ned tears Joffrey down. In three quick shots we see him:
UPPERCUT Joffrey savagely in the gut, POWERBOMB Joffrey
through a table, then FLIP Joffrey's crown upside down, rip
Joffrey's leg off, and swing it down like a bat on the
crown, smashing it down into Joffrey's head, which explodes.
INT. THE WALL - CASTLE BLACK
JON SNOW talks to LORD MORMONT. SAM bursts through the door.
Sam! What's wrong?
The White Walkers have found a
shortcut through the Wall!
Four frost zombies burst through the door after him. Jon,
Sam and Mormont draw swords and start fighting.
Tell the rangers to stop wandering
around in the snow! We're going to
be fighting White Walkers like all
the time now!
INT. HARRENHAL - LORD TYWIN'S CHAMBER
ARYA clears plates from the table. TYWIN catches her arm.
Where did you say you were from?
King's Landing, my lord.
Tense moment as Tywin searches her face.
A sword pierces Tywin's throat. He falls forward, dead,
revealing SYRIO FOREL.
Syrio! I thought you died!
Not today. I had help from a clever
imp, and his newest invention: the
He holds up a flintlock pistol filled with green liquid.
And he made one for you, too!
Syrio tosses Aria another pistol. SMASH TO: Arya & Syrio,
back to back, shouting, blasting green fire into the faces
of screaming Lannister guardsmen.
LANNISTER GUARD (O.S.)
Oh shit, this is radical!
INT. KINGS LANDING - QUEEN'S CHAMBER
TYRION and CERSEI face off.
I'm divorcing myself from the
Lannisters. I am now Tyrion, of
You can't do that!
My new friends say otherwise.
He snaps his fingers. DAENERYS bursts through the wall,
topless, riding her fully grown dragon & flanked by her two
other dragons. The main dragon eats Cersei.
Apparently dragons have a taste for
Tyrion of House Halfman! Come, we
fly north to save Winterfell. I
have a dragon for you to ride. And
one for you as well, Jon Snow.
SLIGHT PAN from Tyrion reveals Jon Snow. He pumps his fists.
INT. THE RIVERLANDS - ROBB STARK'S TENT
ROBB and CATELYN discuss over a war map.
How will we win this war?
Don't worry. I've assembled a team
of expendable warriors. Brienne.
Bronn. The Hound. And Jamie
Lannister, who's good now.
Cut to each character in the tent.
But just as witty.
All of them, together?
GUARD IN BACKGROUND
(whispering to himself)
Cut to battlefield: metal plays as the GoT characters kick
ass and take names.
EXT. WINTERFELL - COURTYARD
THEON is about to behead RODRIK CASSEL.
How dare you disrespect me! I am
Theon Greyjoy! I'll take your head!
He swings the sword down. CLOSE ON BLADE: Ned Stark's hands
once again catch it in midair. Ned tears the sword away.
Lord Stark! Noooo! Please! I'm so
Ned throws the sword away.
Ned pulls out a Wildfire Gun.
Ned torches Theon with green flame. Theon runs screaming to
a cliff and jumps off.
I'm so dead!
Tyrion, riding his dragon, swoops down in midair. The dragon
nibbles up Theon in midair anticlimactically.