If you love something, let them go.
By Brian Murphy
JOSH wakes up in bed next to ANU. He rolls out and puts his
pants on. Anu wakes up. It's a little awkward.
Hi, I was just gonna- head out.
Cool. Yeah, of course.
Josh sighs. He sits on the edge of the bed.
Hey, so what is this? Are we, like,
I guess I hadn't really thought
Yeah, me neither.
Pan over to REVEAL MURPH in bed with them.
I mean, I know we're having fun,
but I feel like I'm developing
feelings for you guys.
I just want to know that this is
I thought we said we were gonna
keep it casual!
OWEN pops out from under the covers next to Murph.
Casual? What does that mean? Do you
guys want to be with other groups
I don't know.
Maybe I do.
WHIP PAN to EMILY at the foot of the bed.
OWEN / JOSH
How could you!?
Oh, what? Because I'm a girl I need
to stick with one orgy or I'm a
ADAM stumbles in, pulling leopard print underwear over his
blurred Conover hog.
That's not it, but we're almost 30.
We're looking to find an orgy to
settle down with-
Buy some land for a commune.
Raise kids without knowing which
one of us is the dad.
(finishing her sentence)
but we're not ready for that kind
KEVIN enters wearing a chin-dildo.
Well if you guys aren't going to
take this orgy seriously, maybe we
need to stop!
Emily puts her hand on Kevin's chin dildo.
Some of us are still discovering
what we want from an orgy.
So what are we to you guys? A group
REVEAL DAN, completely naked and greased up.
We're a group of friends with
OWEN / JOSH / KEVIN / ADAM
Well we need more!
REVEAL STREETER, dressed in spandex, next to them.
You're telling me this doesn't mean
anything to you?
(pointing to everyone)
Or you? Or you? or you?
(ending on PAT)
REVEAL PAT with a weird zip-up mask. He unzips his mask.
Listen, some of us just got out of
really serious orgies and we aren't
REVEAL SAM with a ball gag.
Well we're not here to be your
rebound gang bang!
Everyone exchanges looks of confusion.
SAM removes the ball gag.
We're not here to be your rebound
Stunned silence. Pat nods to himself.
This isn't fair to any of us.
Everyone mutters "yeah" to themselves.
I guess- this is goodbye?
I hope you guys find what you're
Another beat of silence.
(takes a deep breath)
Everyone in the "make love" orgy
lube up and follow me.
EVERYONE ELSE MEET ME IN THE FUCK
Everyone hoots and hollers.