Damn, that's a cold ass snow globe."Gift Shop" is now available on iTunes
Hey, Macklemore! Can we go gift shopping?
(Instead of the bada, badada part):
Hey look what is that right by the exit [x2]
I'm gonna buy some crap
I’ve got money burnin’ in my pocket I I'm a tourist, at a museum
Look at all these gemstones
Walk in the museum like "What up, I need a pet rock." Forget exhibits, I need something from the gift shop Snack in a pouch, looks so damn tasty
Clerk is like, "Dude, that's astronaut ice cream." Tryin’ on XL tees, playin’ with a light machine
Look for key chains, hope they have my name, it’s Eugene Wish I could buy all of it, snow globes, rain sticks
Probably check the weather, cause it sounds so precipitous... (Rainstick hiss)
...Shit, it costs more than my rent! (Uh oh)
Messin' it, pressin' it, these pins capture my expressions n' Throwin' all those bouncy balls bouncin' below the bargain bin This bird keeps on hydratin', it is drinkin' and bobbin' I'm Spendin' all my money on some desk toys that use physics, bitch I'ma buy a Newton's cradle, I'ma buy a Newton's cradle
No for real ask the lady do you carry pendulums? (Thank you) Scifi noise tube, dinosaur stickers
Tornadoinabottle that I found spinnin'
They had a tiny broadsword, I bought a tiny broadsword
bought a fossil trinket, then a finger skateboard
Hello, hello, candyfilled cell phone
Magnets top to bottom on my fridge door, YOLO
Walk up to the bin, scoop a big bag of gemstones
The geode heads would be like, "Aw, he got the Fools' Gold"
I'm gonna get some snacks
and a "Big Kid's Guide to Pirates" I I'm a tourist, at a museum
I should buy a telescope.
What you know about rocking hats like Dave Crockett's What you know about scale replica muskets
I'm digging, i'm digging, I'm searching for the right puzzle Jigsaw art of a NASA Space Shuttle
Buy your step dad a Uranus mouse pad and a sweatshirt plus a pot of seeds and some dirt
I'm at the checkout you can find me by the (koosh balls) I got, I got yelled at by the guy for throwin' (koosh balls) For grammy, for aunty, for momma, for daddy
I'll take some mugs for all my family, birthday gifts, I own that motherfucker A mammoth model with the bones in that motherfucker
I got a beetle trapped in stone like a motherfucker
They be like, "Oh, that jewelry that's hella tight."
I'm like, "Yo it was made by local artisans."
Limited edition craft by Indian tradition
Fifty dollars for a pendant it supports the reserva(tions)
I bought that and this cool floaty pen (shit)
I bought that and this Young Scientist (Kit)
This kit's hella dope
But mixing acids without goggles or some gloves or supervision is a hella don't. Peep game, come take a look through my kaleidoscope
Trying to find gifts that are bland? Man you hella won't.
...Man you hella won't.
(Gift Shop... Hoberman Spheres... Yeah!)
I wear a shirt with wolves
And in the dark it glows
All of this and more that's dope in the Gift Shop by the door