Introducing Molly: a girl that gets whatever she wants, by any means unnecessary.
By Milana Vayntrub & Jon Mackey
EXT. DRIVEWAY - NIGHT
JON and Molly are dressed for a night out. Jon's Car is in
the driveway. Jon's pretty stoked. Molly seems off.
INT. CAR - NIGHT
Jon and Molly get in the car, and put their seat belts on.
Oh, shit. Did you grab the tickets?
Of course I did.
Sorry, it's just you had to go back
in a couple times to get stuff.
I forgot my phone.
Okay, sorry, that wasn't supposed
to be a thing.
Then I don't know why you're trying
to make it a thing.
Jon smiles, but Molly just turns away and looks out the
window. Jon gives up, and turns the car on. He throws his
arm over the seat and gets ready to back up.
Actually wait. Can you turn the car
Sure...did you forget something?
What is it?
It really bothers me that you hate
my J. Lo impression.
That's what this attitude is about?
Why are you smiling? I'm serious.
I didn't know it was a big deal.
It's a great impression.
It's a really solid impression. I
just wish you didn't do it at Taco
They LOVE it. When I order a
gordita, I mean it sounds really
good when I say it.
Fine, I'm sorry, I won't say
anything next time.
Molly looks away. Jon takes a second then turns the car on
and starts to back out again.
Wait. Can you...make the car off.
Do I have to turn it off. Can I
Jon turns the car off.
What is going on? Is everything
I don't know is it? Look around
What does that mean?
I've just been thinking a lot
recently about us and how it
doesn't even feel like you want to
be with me anymore.
Hold on. No.
I mean, you're always complaining
about how painful my massages are.
Why do you sharpen your
You killed my cat.
It was eating it's own tail, we had
to put it down.
You're always telling me to get out
of bed in the middle of the night
because you're hot.
That's because you set my apartment
on fire. You don't put candles near
my wicker chairs!
What kind of man has wicker?! It
doesn't say on the candles not to
put them on wicker, and it doesn't
say on the wicker, not to put
candles on it! How was I supposed
to know, I'm just a girl?!
I think you need to have a little
more respect for yourself than to
call yourself "just a girl.".
Molly turns away again.
You know, seriously, you obviously
have some stuff you need to figure
out right now. Maybe we should just
not go to the theater. You should
just get some sleep or something.
I'll call you in the morning.
What will you call me when we're
not together anymore? Buddy?
What do you mean?
None of those. You're my
Ugh. CHIEF? You gonna call me chief
when we're broken up?
Seriously, what's going on?
Honestly, I was going to ask you to
move in with me tonight.
Wouldn't it be awkward, living with
WE'RE NOT BROKEN UP! Oh my god!
Molly looks out the window.
Do you WANT to break up with me. Is
that what this is?
I want to break up with you?
Molly starts to get upset.
Molly loses it. Jon is blown away.
NO. Hang on. I'm not breaking up
with you, you just "Bugs Bunny'd"
Molly is losing her mind crying.
Okay, you know what...I'm gonna go
inside, I'm really not sure what's
Jon exits. As he gets out of ear shot, Molly immediately
stops crying. She pulls out a phone and calls her friend.
Just then, Jon comes back. Molly hangs up and immediately
starts crying hysterically.
This is your house, so you should
go inside, actually...
Yeah, I live here, I should go...
Molly exits. Jon is so confused.