A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
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| cast | |
| Voices | Mike Parker |
| Andy Parker | |
| Hollie Bertram | |
| Jason Kamen | |
| Michael William | |
| crew | |
| Created By | Mike Parker |
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| Jason Kamen | |
| Michael William | |
| Background Art | Brady Lowery |
| Mason Yakubowich | |
| Animation | Mike Parker |
| Music | The Devils Playground |
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