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Wanna know what else gets you chicks? Posting online tutorial videos on how to get chicks.
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"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"
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This speech made him the most popular kid in school, for the two weeks before graduation.
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"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Lin Manuel has done great things since appearing in Hardly Working: Rap Battle. I don't want to say were totally responsible, but... We're not? A little respons�No? OK, we've met him.
but your governor's son can't pick his nose.
Obi-Wan is a dumbass
Cutsman: Sir, me and the other robots have been talking.Dr. Wily: You aren't developing feelings are you? I don't have time for any Pinocchio sh*t. Cutsman: No, no! It's just...we think you're going about this "destroy Mega Man" thing the wrong way.D