From AlienPanic.com on Feb 28, 2006
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"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"
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For everybody who thinks Duke sucks, but was unsure as to exactly why Duke sucks -- this rap video is for you.
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This speech made him the most popular kid in school, for the two weeks before graduation.
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Office relationships can be complicated. Some more so than others.
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"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.