Mar 29, 2007
"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"
Wanna know what else gets you chicks? Posting online tutorial videos on how to get chicks.
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Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four-year history.
Amir makes a blindfolded half-court basketball shot for $500,000. Or so he thinks.
An instructional video that teaches you everything you need to know, and nothing you don't.
the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
Make sure you know what you're really eating this Valentine's Day. $('#chocolate').translate({ 'tag_name': 'span' }); !split Illu
It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.
Hook ups can range from something to do on a Saturday night to life altering greatness. Here is the hook up hierarchy, Level 1 being the highest.