Aug 13, 2007
"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"
Mr. Chi City submitted his own description for this video, but it was too long and ridiculous. He did want you to know, "Just for the record. IM THE REALEST DUDE to EVER POST."
He's no longer scared of the dentist, but he's terrified of the like, meaninglessness of life and stuff.
the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
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It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.
It s the Tuesday before Valentine s Day, which means you only have six days to convince your girlfriend that you�ve been thinking about this occasion since the day you met. Luckily, I m here with a day-by-day breakdown of what you should be doing.