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He's no longer scared of the dentist, but he's terrified of the like, meaninglessness of life and stuff.
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"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"
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"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Live with a dick on your face or die. Make your choice.
but your governor's son can't pick his nose.
Lin Manuel has done great things since appearing in Hardly Working: Rap Battle. I don't want to say were totally responsible, but... We're not? A little respons�No? OK, we've met him.