If ignorance is bliss, then I'm the blissest guy in the world. By far.
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Online diaries are like regular diaries only you don't need to be embarrassed that you own one.
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A bad carpenter blames his tools. A good carpenter, blames the bad carpenter.
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There's no such thing as an unpaid internship. Unless you don't even get paid with experience.
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the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
Make sure you know what you're really eating this Valentine's Day. $('#chocolate').translate({ 'tag_name': 'span' }); !split Illu
It's like a TV show that makes you want to buy body wash.
It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.