Jan 5, 2009
Comedy legend George Carlin died last night at the age of 71. Here he is performing his famous, supreme-court-decision-worthy routine.
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This speech made him the most popular kid in school, for the two weeks before graduation.
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An instructional video that teaches you everything you need to know, and nothing you don't.
Wanna know what else gets you chicks? Posting online tutorial videos on how to get chicks.
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the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
Make sure you know what you're really eating this Valentine's Day. $('#chocolate').translate({ 'tag_name': 'span' }); !split Illu
It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.
It's like a TV show that makes you want to buy body wash.