"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Douchebags finally standing up and demanding respect...Douchebags have rights & feelings -- and the word ("douchebag") will no longer be a bad one. Hilarious VID...
HE HAS ALWAYS HAD THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL, BUT NOW WE GET TO HEAR IT AUTOTUNED FOR NO EXTRA COST!
...to make these guys cool.
I've got a PhD in Horrible-ness!
If you've had less than 4x - xy +9 = k(x + 4xy) swirlies in your life, you won't get it.