Apr 14, 2009
My cousin's friend's girlfriend told me about this video where every urban legend is true...
Getting old people involved would be the one way you could make cup chicks even worse.
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"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"
With a breath this fresh, how can the ladies say no... and get away with it?
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Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
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Things look a little different when you're drunk...
Personally, I recommend the Wikipedia (citation needed).
Hans Christian Anderson classics aren't as wholesome as they seem.
Profession, As Determined By Length of Shorts
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Explore the majestic animal kingdom. Or just look at zebras kicking cheetahs in the head.