Epic Super Mario Land Rap

Never embarrass yourself by wearing an ordinary blanket in public again.

Chickety China, the Chinese... no. No. Enough!

Ashes to ashes, dust to F1RST!

With a breath this fresh, how can the ladies say no... and get away with it?

He's no longer scared of the dentist, but he's terrified of the like, meaninglessness of life and stuff.

Every Japanese game show clip you see instantly becomes the best one you've ever seen.