May 1st, 1766 Independence, Missouri. Beautiful town, situated right between Harsh Dictatorship, MO and Dependence, MO (I wonder if one ever were to ever say something in the realm of "I will meet you in Dependence," would it lead to utter...
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Tetris and Wrestling join forces for the first time since the Cold War ended.
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Dearest Abigail,I fear this dreadful war will never end. Each day I patrol my floating platform walking back and forth; yet, General Bowser does not tell me why I am guarding it. Last week I met Red Shelled Koopa we talked of youthful days...
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The only worthwhile petition on the Internet.
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They are so good at these, they now sync with the music and are 11 minutes long.
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In Korea, professional gamers are like rock stars, musicians can't get laid, and hamburgers eat people!
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May 5thDear Diary,I just picked up my cousin at the harbor and I let him drive my car home. I don't know why I did that, considering he just arrived in America and he has no idea where anything is. He is an awful driver by the way diary, I mean,...
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Special thanks to Katie Marino, Happy Happy Happy Man, Jake Klocksien and several other pairs of Hilarious Shoes...
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In Master Chief we trust.
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As sad as it may be, we've grown older and outgrown the things that may have entertained us as children and teenagers. But with nostalgia still selling, studios are realizing that updating old favorites to their original audience may be just the...
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These kids are wasting their time, they could be playing the game.
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This cheat code makes Bowser a little bit easier.
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Videogames need three less commandments than people.
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50% more deaths than a double kill!
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'Twas the night before GTA IV and all through the dorm,not a student could sleep, anticipating the following morn.With their laptops a'glow they laid awake in their beds,while visions of ghostriding motorcycles danced in their heads.All papers...
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Nothing beats NES instruction booklet art.
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Numbers 76 and 156 are completely possible
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