"Some public access show in virginia that people prank call. the best is the toilet flush. his attempts at comebacks are equally funny."
"This is what happens at 5am on a Monday on Easton 5 at Maryland when the whole floor is drunk. This is also the reason were not living in the dorms anymore."
"From Jisr Diyala in The 'Dad. This is what happens wen the boss tells you to destroy an AA gun and all you have is a tank. "