See, I've been telling you for months now - cars only need two wheels. The tire industry just wants to sell you twice as many tires, can't you see?
Sorry, I don't drink Evian. I will only consume water imported from a particular forrest on top of a mountain in Fiji. It costs twelve dollars a bottle - but the minerals!
Have you ever wished you could do a front flip on a bike WITHOUT breaking your neck? There has to be a better way!
An Internet classic - William Shatner performing Rocket Man. Come see what The Family Guy was parodying.
Here's a great zinger you can use at home! Queue up this video of the world's ugliest dog, call your friend over, and then say "Hey, I didn't know your mother was on the Internet." That'll show them.
Kanye West goes off script during the Katrina telethon. Watch Mike Myers' surprised face at the very end...